I am becoming more and more convinced that selling my soul to T-Mobile for the next 24 months was a wise investment.
I just couldn’t take my dinosaur phone anymore. I thought about getting an iPhone, since I have ties to the cult of Apple, but I really wanted a phone that was designed to [...]
Tag Archive > queer
I looove teh Google, but alas, am unable to marry her.
candyass queers
In honor of National Coming-Out Week I wanted to let everyone know that I’m a lesbian.
I’m sure you’re all shocked. Just kidding. My Official Coming-Out Week suggestion entails extending the generally accepted definitions of non-hetero identies past the lgbtqssalphabetfuckingsoup paradigm. Here are a few suggestions to (post)modernize our collective queer vernacular.
Skittle [...]
cougars and the “one dick rule”
“Cougar” seems to be one of the more popular Buzzwords Of The Now. Its increased prevalence presents an opportunity for the savvy pop culture consumer to engage in feminist critique of gendered language construction.
A “cougar” is an “older” (30+) woman who, well, “preys” on younger males in the sexual sense. (I’ll dispense with [...]