And what did we learn from this? Never tag your flickr picture “tits.” No matter how much it ups your view count, it’s not worth it.
On a side note: apparently I have the knowledge to be considered a Professional in Human Resources, or at least pass the stupid exam. I would’ve [...]
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Happy Pride!
Word to your god
Apparently, there exists an inverse correlation between the sharpness of my snarkometer and the ambient temperature.
During my ride home from work today, I spotted two men in suits.
I looked at them a little more closely, wondering why they were dressed so formally in this heat. As soon as I figured it out (teh Mormoms, [...]
Ilene Chaiken’s lack of imagination + booze + Twitter
The rules to the L word drinking game, circa Season 6, are simple and finite.
In case you want to know what’s actually going on in the episode, Scribe Grrl’s fantastic recap is here.
We take a drink anytime:
-Someone has a lunch meeting at the Planet
-Shenny. Need we say more?
-Cheating. (See also: poorly foreshadowed future cheating [...]
the starter marriage
I was reading Marie Claire and I stumbled across this article, The Starter Husband.
I wasn’t terribly surprised at the somewhat sexist tone of the article. The premise of the article, however, isn’t entirely cringeworthy. In summary, the article explains that it’s common for women to end their first marriages rather quickly, and there is [...]
polaroids and postcards
Here are the rest of the graffiti pictures, as well as a smattering of other random images from my mini-vacation.
I looove teh Google, but alas, am unable to marry her.
I am becoming more and more convinced that selling my soul to T-Mobile for the next 24 months was a wise investment.
I just couldn’t take my dinosaur phone anymore. I thought about getting an iPhone, since I have ties to the cult of Apple, but I really wanted a phone that was designed to [...]
Colorado ENDA
I’m a bit embarrassed to admit that I just learned about my state’s ENDA, seeing as how I’m a student of Gender and Media studies, and I work in human resources for a fairly progressive organization, and I’m queer.
You can read more about Colorado’s Employment Non-Discrimination Act here.
In short, this law prohibits discrimination in [...]
candyass queers
In honor of National Coming-Out Week I wanted to let everyone know that I’m a lesbian.
I’m sure you’re all shocked. Just kidding. My Official Coming-Out Week suggestion entails extending the generally accepted definitions of non-hetero identies past the lgbtqssalphabetfuckingsoup paradigm. Here are a few suggestions to (post)modernize our collective queer vernacular.
Skittle [...]