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I am not a cupcake


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Where am I?

Studying for my PHR. That’s pronounced “PHArrrrghhh!” Well okay, that’s a lie, but it probably should be.

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I killed Amanda Palmer

The title of this piece in no way condones or supports violence against women.

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hooker, please


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so jealous

Agree or disagree: honesty is overrated?
I’m not going to waste your time or mine on pithy excuses.
What matters is, I need to face the real reason why I haven’t been writing.
I’m squirming in my seat, embarrassed to admit this puerile-sounding fact so publicly.
I’m jealous of Violet; specifically, jealous of her amazing writing abilities.
My feelings aren’t [...]

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Frye


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bound


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anarchist pen FTW

Recently returned from Portland.  I’ll post more when I feel less zombie-ish, but for now, enjoy these passive-aggressive notes.
On the bathroom wall at Sweet Pea Vegan Bakery:

The note says, “Where did you buy your pen? An anarchist pen store?”
In a convenience store:

I’d like to thank Arron, whomever he is, for ensuring that the aforementioned [...]

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Already missed


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nostalgic narcissism

It’s been a year since the photo experiment; thus, a foray into nostalgic narcissism is in order.

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